Attention programmer nerds:

I need someone to write me a script or something that will sync up the new message alert beeps from Mail and iChat with whatever's playing on iTunes. I just had all my new email -- 384 press releases about the Lily Allen record, 1 about the Ying Yang Twins' upcoming tour -- pop in right on beat on "Over the Counter" from the Talib Kweli/Madlib record and it about blew my mind. If you want to get really fancy with it, could you add in a predictive feature that could make it so when the beep comes in on a rap song it happens when the beat drops? I can't imagine how impressed people visiting my apartment would be if I had that.