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Krystal is my psychic twin/boo forever, and we get good ideas together. So we started a blog. It's called What the Fuck? and I picked out the URL for it, which is the best URL ever, pretty much.
Also, if you didn't know already, you can read my column online every Friday at this part of the Reader website.

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There are 14 things in this article that are so ignorant that I had to scream at inanimate objects after reading them. Can you count them all?

Attention programmer nerds:

I need someone to write me a script or something that will sync up the new message alert beeps from Mail and iChat with whatever's playing on iTunes. I just had all my new email -- 384 press releases about the Lily Allen record, 1 about the Ying Yang Twins' upcoming tour -- pop in right on beat on "Over the Counter" from the Talib Kweli/Madlib record and it about blew my mind. If you want to get really fancy with it, could you add in a predictive feature that could make it so when the beep comes in on a rap song it happens when the beat drops? I can't imagine how impressed people visiting my apartment would be if I had that.