"30 is the new 20."
-New York Times, Dec. 23, 2004
"Thirty is the new forty."
-New Yorker, Jun. 26, 2006
I don't know which of these is correct--or if 30 is the new anything besides 30--but I feel like just to be safe I should probably buy a new beer bong and get someone pregnant before next year.
Optimally I would be able to do both things simultaneously.