Monday, August 28, 2006

Hey Chad VanGaalen

Thanks for holding it down for all the Jag-Stang users out there. Rarely has there ever been a guitar that has seemed like such a good idea at the time, but turned out to be such an ass thing. The Jag-Stang is ugly in a way that B.C. Rich is hiring promising engineering grads at competetive salaries in order to understand. By posing in publicity photos with one, Chad VanGaalen, you are really helping the healing process for so many people. You are basically hauling it out, chuckling a little, and saying, "Can you believe I ever dropped $580 on this thing? Man, the things we do because we love Kurt Cobain so much," and that's helping people, Chad. You're a good dude. Also I don't think your new record is anywhere near as boring as the first one. It even kind of rocks out a little. Really making that Jag-Stang earn its way, huh?
But seriously, did you ever want to get one of those Squire Venuses? They were pretty sweet.