If you're really curious about what I've been up to, you can just read Hopper's blog and you can get an actually not-too-bad idea of what I do. I'm like the co-star in her sitcom. Eventually I would like to be the Very Special Guest on a Very Special Episode of the Internet. I can give the Internet a lecture on why it doesn't need crystal meth to feel good about itself or why it should man up and pay for its girlfriend's abortion. One day.
Last night's Farewell (Temporarily, At Least) To Drinking was a total letdown. I have to start taking pills so I can start going outside without feeling massively uncomfortable, and these pills mean that I can't drink. The big blowout involved me sitting at the bar, almost too tired and too bored to lift the glass to my mouth. I drank some fancy tequila in my apartment, but that was mostly because I felt I had to.