Monday, March 07, 2005

Dead battery on the dirty desk.

Dear Livejournal,
My laptop battery is dead. I am about a week behind in my internet porn viewing. There is a mathematical model that proves that once you fall behind 8 or more successive days on internet porn, it is mathematically impossible for you to catch up, so I guess I'm basically screwed. Thanks computer. Thanks, math.


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paul said...

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