Bummer Summer

Talk about shitty days, though. The weather's like living 24/7 in the butthole of a guy shovelling coal in the engine room of some 1877 Mississippi steamboat, which gave me like THREE pimples, and then Bush does an end run around the legislature to appoint a new UN ambassador who will probably start like at least a dozen wars. How am I supposed to live my active socially butterfly-like life with acne breakouts and the democratic process of our nation eroding like a sno-cone in a piss stream?