Lies, Damn Lies, and More Lies

Oh snap! Fuck Napster's ad people, the Bush administration is bringing the real heat on the truth/not truth/are you really going to waste your time thinking about what the truth is (because really, thinking is so booooring)/bullshit-slinging. And fuck whoever says that G.W. Bush has got no talent: as an experiment, get a half-dozen friends or co-workers together and see if you can tell them, "Congress shouldn't pass laws interfering with C.I.A.torture prisons, but the C.I.A. doesn't actually have torture prisons," without either cracking up or breaking into tears.