Thursday, November 03, 2005

Requisat in Sock

During last night's festivities an unnamed sock monkey was accidentally immolated. Though the fire damaged only the beast's tail, the gruesome extent of the damage and the fact that it stank like burnt polyfiber filling was enough cause to determine the injury fatal. A short ceremony was held in the kitchen, after which the unnamed sock monkey was laid to rest in the trash can, and then shortly after in the dumpster behind the building. The sock monkey is survived by another, unnamed sock monkey and a stuffed animal of indeterminate species named Jose.

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